My name is Lisa, and I'm addicted to Miami Ink.

There, I've said it.

I really love it. I love it so much that I want to climb on a plane to Miami, like now, and have them tattoo me from head to toe.

I also took a wrong turn down Cheese Street and have just watched Dancing on Ice. I'm all about the dude from Hollyoaks and Susanne Shaw.

Am now going to watch Louis Theroux, who I have a HUGE crush on - Geek boy chic rock n rules.

D'ya know, I haven't moved from this sofa in 6 whole hours. Well, it is Sunday, day of rest and all that.