Does anyone have a spare $3.6 million please?

I wouldn't normally ask, it's just that Miss Keris has made me aware that my DREAM house is up for sale in my DREAM city and best of all, it's currently owned by my fave EVER designer girl.



It's absolutely, positively meant to be mine.

Except, Lola is not close to making me that amount of money just yet - if only I'd have thought up a story about a pesky blimmin' wizard - but seriously, in poundage it's only £1.3 million, that's practically free...

Anyone?

You'll be investing in this pink pile of bricks, in NYC, currently owned by the ah-mazing Betsey Johnson.

Sigh.

You could totally come to stay...