my day...
I am still poorly, but don't worry I'm not looking for sympathy.
No, really I'm not.
But if anybody did want to send me grapes and chocolate do feel free!

I was totally prepared for another day of TV watching but, was then hit by the realisation that I wouldn't get paid if I didn't work, that's how it works when you're self-employed.
That sucks.
So I sat at my dining room table and attempted to work. I've done surprisingly well too. I did break at 12 coz I heard Jordan and Peter were on This Morning, I don't care what anyone says about Jordan. I think she rocks.
She's a hugely successful business woman, she's willing to give anything a try and while I may be the only one, I'll deffo be buying their album of duets. I mean, can you seriously think of anything more deliciously camp?
Exactly, no you can't.
They're adoreably cute together and I just love how over-the-top she is, she had what looked like an entire animal clipped to her head, which I'm assuming was a hair piece and huge-ass eyelashes for a daytime telly show. What's not to love about that?

Whilst working I also headed over to Heidiseeker.com, my site du jour, where I accidently ordered the new Pretty in Pink shopper which I justified to myself because it is so unbelievably huge that I will never need another bag ever again, which is, of course a lie, what with me being a girl in the world. I also accidently purchased a pair of trash girl gloves - they were just too cute not to buy. I plan on working my new Alabama-esque ensemble on my trip to Disneyland which is in a few weeks - wohoo!

I also checked over some gossip blogs that I subscribe to who informed me that...
Jude and Sienna have split, again.
Posh Spice doesn't drink water, only diet coke.
Nicole Kidman - Is she/isn't she?

My head is officially filled with fluff. Is that wrong?